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van eck phreaking

A handy way to see exactly what is appearing on a computer monitor in the next room by recieving signal through an am antenna and decoding to bits of information that leak from a monitor.
Dude, I was in this hotel and I saw my neighbor watching gay porn by van eck phreaking right through the wall.
by Jaggo March 22, 2004
mugGet the van eck phreakingmug.

dirty mexican produce

The wonderful by-product of that fuckadillo called NAFTA. Produce grown in Mexico, where they use human waste as fertilizer, resulting in various sicknesses among unsuspecting gringoes, including Hepatitis and Salmonella. This cheap and inferior product is destroying the United States tomato industry, as well as many other forms of agriculture.
Dude, I'm going to have to resort to shopping at hippy stores for organic produce if I catch Hepatitis-C from one more piece of dirty mexican produce.
by Jaggo March 22, 2004
mugGet the dirty mexican producemug.

cop a squat

Dude, after my sex change, I had to get used to copping a squat as opposed to my old activity of standing up while urinating and copping a peek at the dingus next to me.
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
mugGet the cop a squatmug.

cloister fuck

What the priests did to you when you were a little boy.
Dude, you got cloister fucked by Father O'Fucko!
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
mugGet the cloister fuckmug.

chig

Dude, quit chigging me. I'm not into bestiality you stigwashed fag attack.
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
mugGet the chigmug.

Sonoma County

A once cool county that has been destroyed.
Dude, I grew up here in Sonoma County, but now I have to leave on account of I cant find a house to buy that is worth a shit under 350,000 dollars. Also, my fucking taxes are so high on account of all the welfare and social services being doled out to illegal immigrants, that I really can't afford a house. Also, because my wife and I have a combined income of just over 70,000 dollars, we are considered rich by the scum that run the state, and our bank account is the shits because we have to support all these goddamn illegals.
by Jaggo March 22, 2004
mugGet the Sonoma Countymug.

scag

The front point of a hemroller, i.e. Truggo.
Dude, I just got scagged for drinking beer in Mill Valley.
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
mugGet the scagmug.

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