Jaggo's definitions

dirty mexican produce

The wonderful by-product of that fuckadillo called NAFTA. Produce grown in Mexico, where they use human waste as fertilizer, resulting in various sicknesses among unsuspecting gringoes, including Hepatitis and Salmonella. This cheap and inferior product is destroying the United States tomato industry, as well as many other forms of agriculture.

Dude, I'm going to have to resort to shopping at hippy stores for organic produce if I catch Hepatitis-C from one more piece of dirty mexican produce.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

cop a squat

For a female to take a leak.

Dude, after my sex change, I had to get used to copping a squat as opposed to my old activity of standing up while urinating and copping a peek at the dingus next to me.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

chig

v., To sexually harrass

Dude, quit chigging me. I'm not into bestiality you stigwashed fag attack.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

Sonoma County

A once cool county that has been destroyed.

Dude, I grew up here in Sonoma County, but now I have to leave on account of I cant find a house to buy that is worth a shit under 350,000 dollars. Also, my fucking taxes are so high on account of all the welfare and social services being doled out to illegal immigrants, that I really can't afford a house. Also, because my wife and I have a combined income of just over 70,000 dollars, we are considered rich by the scum that run the state, and our bank account is the shits because we have to support all these goddamn illegals.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

nutseeker

Any small dog that continually insists on jumping in your lap and landing on your nads.

After that little nutseeker smashed my sack for the thirtieth time, I had no choice but to practice my golf swing with it. Now my golf game is vastly improved, and my sack is left alone.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

bengle

A stog fly that cannot even spell the name of his favorite football team correctly, even though it is only six letters.

Dude, look at that bengle. He thinks the Bengals spell their name like Bengles. I bet he listens to the Bangles, too. What a shit holster.

by Jaggo March 24, 2004

BET

A channel that purports to support black culture, all the while instilling the idiotic ideas that plague black culture like cancer.

Dude, after watching BET, I realized that I never have to get a real job because America is racist. It's much easier to just collect unemployment and stare at my "Free Mumia" poster because something bad happened to my ancestors somewhere, sometime.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004