A block of frozen urine, thrown like a missile. Can also be a snowball, partially melted with urine, thrown with great force.
by Jesus McCool April 08, 2007
Get the pissilemug. While taking a piss, the urine stream splits into 2 streams that flow in random uncontrollable directions due to the buildup of semen from recently busting a fresh nut. The piss usually gets all over the floor and the seat and even sometimes your clothes and bathroom towels. The aftermath can be devastating.
Gary: Dude I just got done nailing this fat chick. She had a bad case of FUPA and didn't...hold on a sec I will be right back. Gotta take a piss.
Frank: How long ago did you nail this fatty? Don't let your guard down, you may get attacked by ballsistic pissiles.
Frank: How long ago did you nail this fatty? Don't let your guard down, you may get attacked by ballsistic pissiles.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 28, 2017
Get the Ballsistic Pissilesmug. by Captain Footrot February 28, 2013
Get the Meat Seeking Pissilemug. Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal
by Savage creep November 23, 2022
Get the Laser guided pissilemug.