Ninja Pinch 

To steal something from somebody using stealth. Without anybody noticing the act...

I like that pen of John's. I'm totally going to (Ninja Pinch) it, when he puts it down.

Ninja Pinch by MbØt~Mk.II® March 13, 2015

pinched cheek shuffle 

Quickest way to bathroom after shwarning because if you try to run you will shit your pants.

The officer saw I wasn't lying about why I was speeding after seeing me do pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom and let me go with a warning.

pinched cheek shuffle by sweetgorilla July 6, 2016

pinching 

In the Cannabis Growing industry, in Canada anyways, pinching refers to removing the growing top parts of a Cannabis plant (called the apical meristems in biology) , and often the grower uses his fingers to remove the young shoots of the plant, thumb & nails as if to pinch something that's why they call it to pinch to chop off the young shoots of the plant, so that the continuing growing part of the plant will divide and later produce more product, more Cannabis smoking material, according to professional growers.

Yo Joey did u alredy pinch these girls or not? Most marijuana growers adopt the pinching method, any cannabis grunt knows that. OMG how many times did u pinch these bushy sluts?

pinching by Ascot1111 November 12, 2019

Madeira Pince-Nez 

Similar to beer goggles, but for the more refined. Synonymous with the 'sherry monocle'.

"Stephen Fry doesn't have beer goggles, he has Madeira Pince-Nez."

Madeira Pince-Nez by Jonathan Cooper December 1, 2006

Panochamages 

The result of having a hurt panocha and emotional damages. Typically derived from hate that could be linked to an imbalance of PH levels in the panoch. Yeast flare ups are also a common symptom

Person1: why does that guy sound so salty, is he drunk?
Person2: I heard he has a chronic case of Panochamages and his pussy been hurting

Panochamages by Da’Ron Burgundy May 10, 2022

pinch your guzzy 

this happens primarily on a swingset when you're not careful

Suzy!!! you'l PINCH YOUR GUZZY! get down from that swingset right now young lady!

pinch your guzzy by jac-h May 12, 2011

Penocentrism 

new-age religion in which the penis is regarded as god; members participate in daily rituals to beome one with the penis; daily rituals allow members to reach Nirvana and allow them to become fully self-actualized human beings

What church do you go to? I am a member of the Penocentrism faith community.

Penocentrism by Snoopy Pugh February 23, 2012