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Pine Crest School 

A college prep school located in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, often see as "that rich kid school" and/or "that really hard school". With a 78 acre Fort Lauderdale campus and a 20 acre Boca Raton Campus, PC includes many different facilities. Pine Crest wastes no time when it comes to molding the brains of students and piling on extracurriculars. Many students go on to attend acclaimed Colleges and Universitys as well as Ivy League schools. Students can be seen indulging in 'student store' cookies to relieve stress while getting smothered by exam week 3 times a year, and multiple tests daily. In the long run, as much as students actually 'live' at Pine Crest, the journey is well worth the fight.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about the kid who went alone to Iraq?
Person 2: Yeah didn't he go to Pine Crest School in Florida?
Pine Crest School by daaancagrl March 11, 2009
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pinecrest cove 

The worst school in the world. Only good thing about it is Ms. Castello and Ms. Masellis. Don’t forget about the demerits those are honestly cancer. We are the stingays, or the Pinecrest pussies
Yo there are no hot bitces at cove
Pinecrest cove is gay
pinecrest cove by Gaynibba2 September 25, 2019

pinecest 

A fan of the pairing of Mabel and Dipper from the show Gravity Falls. Note: They're twin siblings.
"Oh wow. Have you heard of the new ship Pinecest?"
"No. But have you seen BillDip yet?"
"Isn't that a triangle and a young boy?"
"Pinecest is basically incest."
pinecest by kirakuma February 17, 2015

pinecrest 

A secretly fancy and pretentious area of Miami, Florida. It became a "township" out of nothing about 5 years ago for no apparent reason. This glorious transformation was marked by the razing of the former "peasant" houses that dotted the landscape, and the construction of insane amounts of mansions. Also, they made everyone plant a bunch of trees. Pinecrest is fancier than anyplace else, simply because it is Pinecrest. People in Pinecrest are mandated to end their most pretentious sentences with the phrase "Mmm-yes" to symbolize their elitism.
1) Guy 1: Dude, why are the friggin roads in pinecrest so confusing and squiggly.
Guy 2: To keep the poor people away.

2) Guy: Yes, i'm from pinecrest. You can tell because there's a pond in my aviary.
pinecrest by Zolem April 16, 2008

pinecrest 

a whorehouse filled with seniors (whoremongers) that scope out freshmen pussy and sometimes gay ass.
Dude, I got a boner during Mrs. Bosstick's presentation.
Dude, you failing seniors at pinecrest need a break.

pinecrest 900 

A sexual position that changes every time you describe it. It must always include a food, a form of transportation, and a volunteer. you may also add other items to the mix. suggestions for other items include gardening equipment, office supplies, etc.

for good delivery, say it really fast.
"And now, for a demonstration of the pinecrest 900, I need a phone book, a school bus, a bag of salt and vinegar chips, a pencil sharpener, and a volunteer"

OR

"I need an avacado, 49 feet of garden hose, a bag of fertilizer, a stapler, and a volunteer"
pinecrest 900 by thenattyboy January 7, 2008

pinecrest 

rich kids think they're ghetto, home of the japs, houses look like hotels,oh most are jews, you either go to palmetto_you think your ghetto, gulliver_you live in those hotels i was talking about, ransom_ummm your rich, any place else well lets say your "special"...
kid: Mom, they just built a new hotel in Pinecrest.
mom: No, honey that's the Goldstein's new home.
pinecrest by rebecca00 July 24, 2008