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Rectumsmell pimplesack

A dude who is gangley and hangs around big lakes under sewage pipes, he likes to hunt geese and ducks and collects their beaks and wears them as a necklace,

he also collects hubcaps from cars and plays music to attract mates. his mating call consists of a loud scream shouting "HELP ME"

walks like gollum from lord of the rings.
That dude we saw at the lake today totaly was a rectumsmell pimplesack

pimpnotized 

Adj; 1) Thinking and acting as if a pimp, when in fact you are not. 2) The delusion of being a pimp. 3) Emulating well known pimps and failing....miserably.
That fool in that beat up stationwagon with those Walmart spinners sho is pimpnotized. Other examples of pimpnotizm include but are not limited to large fake diamond jewelry. Puttin gold in ya grill when ya ain't a famous rapper. An sayin Crunk several times in one sentence while drinking Courvoisier out of a plastic chalice.
pimpnotized by Rebecca Goodhart December 3, 2005

pimpography

A listing of all the hoes that a pimp has pimped, similar to a filmography or discography.
Damn, niggas got eighty hoes in his pimpography.
pimpography by Bagelhead May 14, 2004

pimportant 

adjective.
1. Being both pimp and important in equal or comparable amounts. Or, being both important and baller.
2. Having a high-ranking or influential pimp position, which commands significant respect.
Reginald never expected his petty ho-slapping and part-time man-whoring to lead him to such a pimportant lifestyle, replete with a stable of fine smooth hos and a baker's dozen of hardwood platinum-tipped pimpcanes.

pimpalottapuss 

Usually a disc jockey (DJ) by trade, you will know one by the tell-tale sign of scantily clad women, or "bitches," in close proximity. May refer to any male whom has the ability to score with many women, either separately or at the same time.
Tom hooked up with four half-decent skanks last week, he's a real pimpalottapuss.
pimpalottapuss by Dan & Jess November 12, 2007

ear pimple 

A painful zit inside your ear that is damn near impossible to pop.
"I have an ear pimple, it hurts!"
ear pimple by Gicky July 22, 2008