pimplol

Internet slang. An acronym for "Pissing In My Pants Laughing Out Loud". Used to express amusement.

Person A: I have a crush on Sean Connery.
Person B: PIMPLOL.

pimplol by Anonymous February 16, 2003

PIMPLOL

An acronym. Peeing In My Pants Laughing Out Loud. To be used when LOL is simply not enough or in an instance where HAHAHA feels entirely played out.

Girl, remember that time at Johnny's house when you sneezed and farted at the same time? I totally PIMPLOL'ed.

PIMPLOL by emac610 August 27, 2013

pimpflolal 

chat speak lingo meaning "peeing in my pants from laughing out loud a lot"

...used by all that are worthy

"It is said that every time there is an awkward silence, a baby is born."

"Let's make awkward silences."

"PIMPFLOLAL!"

pimpflolal by puffyourownmagicdragonyo October 29, 2006

pimplomatic immunity 

A concept that frees teenagers from accountability for wrongdoings because they lack the wisdom or experience to know better.

Our son just got his driver's license and promptly caused an accident in a roundabout. I'd punish him, but I guess he has pimplomatic immunity.

pimplomatic immunity by navindpaul January 13, 2010

Pimpology 

pimpology refers to the state of the art of understanding the female psyche to the point of being able to "pimp" them, and that the man ( or woman ) with the ability to control and manipulate a woman through her choice of prostitution is one who has a degree in pimpology.

The philology and etymology of the psychology of pimpology, which more often than not is a soliloquy between the supposed pimpologist and their idealized personality:
This phrase references a time when blacks and others in America were denied formal education and thusly making money was hard scrabble, yet a form of higher learning in its own right, yet working class and poor cultures are seldom afforded degrees or honors of any kind, and thus the word pimp added to ology makes the word pimpology, as a counterbalance to the formal education degrees and studies of " psychology" or "entymology", or "biology" , etc.
When explaining the pedigree of ones pimpology the old school code was to tell where one is from by noting in explanation where one got ones degree, which was a signifier of social status, and also the depth of ones pimp studies:
i.e. if one got their pimpology from somewhere in George Bush's Texas,or Dubuque, Iowa, it was a bogus degree, because the ignorance and racism that permeates that culture does not allow for a deep understanding of women, whereas if one got their degree in Chicago Illinois like Flood did, then it is a highly prized degree, because the windy city is a fertile and competitive training ground for hard knocks, and serious pimpology.

" Man you really macked the shit out of that bitch, she gave you some mad cash! Where did you get your degree?"
" I got my degree in pimpology at the University of Chicago."

Pimpology by taoteqingren November 21, 2005

pimpologist 

A master in the art of pimpology

The pimpologist gave some advice to the young pimp

pimpologist by mpdob8 June 11, 2005

pimptology 

the science of pimpin'

I studied pimptology at LBC Community College.

pimptology by Shen Nasty August 8, 2002