pig-eyed 

where a girl does not where makeup, and her eyes are sunken. Usually do not fit her face, or body type.

Dang Bob, look at that girl!!! She has a nice body! *girl turns around* HAAHAHAHA, Bob! she is pig-eyed!!

pig-eyed by nomakeupnovember November 29, 2011

Beaty Eyed Pig-Man 

a fat kid resembling a pig. about age 16, he has very small, closely spaced eyes, hence the name. Pale skin, large man boobies, he pulls on his shirt to try to cover them to the point where the neck of his shirt is strecthed.

Holy shit, look at the neck on Beaty Eyed Pig-Man's shirt, its all strecthed out!

Beaty Eyed Pig-Man by NYNYNYNY June 4, 2007

red-eyed pig

When a man holds a girl's eyes open as he finishes in them. Then, with the girl's eyes reddening from the ejaculate, the man spanks her ass hard causing her to squeal like a pig.

I met a girl at the bar last night and took her home. She didn't take too kindly when I gave her the red-eyed pig...

red-eyed pig by Heartscarfer March 31, 2015

One eyed guinea pig 

A mans penis

Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)

...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)

One eyed guinea pig by DKRemedy February 12, 2021