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Petistraction 

When your pet distracts you from whatever you are doing.
I have a new puppy and can't work with all this petistraction!
Petistraction by Kimilla July 18, 2010
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A movement, originated in the Lutheran Church in Germany in the 17th century, that stressed personal piety over religious formality and orthodoxy
pietism Lutheran Church in Germany
pietism by Supermam March 3, 2009

pietastic 

adj.

Usually refering to pie or Mongolian carpenters named Stu.

Amazingly good

WEASLE BURGER!
"Holy crap! Thats amazingly PIETASTIC!"
pietastic by Majic Karlos March 12, 2004

pietitis 

The condition of being excessively pious to the point of being an insufferable, judgmental boor. Sufferers afflicted with pietitis also tend to be raging hypocrites, eg, a closeted bathroom-cruising cock-sucking US Senator who consistently votes against gay rights, basing their vote on "Biblical morality" and "Scripture."
Judging from their viting records, it's easy to conclude that most Republican law makers in the US have contracted chronic cases of pietitis.
pietitis by StanielBlorch March 23, 2010
Someone who pretends that they know how to play piano and knows all, but they actually don't.
Don't be such a pienist man, you don't even know how to read a score.
pienist by Ohcha March 28, 2016
The art of playing the piano with your penis.
That man is not only a pianist but he is also quit the pienist.
Pienist by SpottedTampon69 January 28, 2016