5 definitions by StanielBlorch
Dude, are you coming out tonight? No man, gotta work early tomorrow. Gonna relax and s'park on Comedy Central.
by StanielBlorch August 29, 2007
A logical fallacy wherein someone makes a factual claim (usually complete bullshit, usually prefaced with some version of "some people say...") and then refuses to cite any sources to back up said claim by saying, "Well if you don't believe me, you can just Google it." And then they turn into a complete and total cunt when you point out that the burden of proof rests with the person claiming something to be true, and that no, you are not going to "just Google it."
CuntFace: "I heard that some scientists are saying that BP's wrecked oil pipeline is spilling 1 gajillion barrels of oil into the Gulf of Mexico every second!"
Skeptic: "Oh yeah? What scientists? Who's saying that?"
CuntFace: "People. Some scientists. I heard it on the news. You can Google it."
Skeptic: "Uh, no. Sounds like a load of bullshit to me."
CuntFace: "Well that's what I heard, and if you think I'm lying, then go ahead and google it."
Skeptic: "I don't need to google it to know that: one, "a gajillion barrels of oil every second," is a complete load of shit; and two, you are lying. Otherwise, you wouldn't have resorted to the logical fallacy of refugium ad googlium."
CuntFace: "Refu-jism what?"
Skeptic: "Refugium ad googlum."
CuntFace: "What's that?"
Skeptic: "Why don't you google it and find out? You ignorant twat."
Skeptic: "Oh yeah? What scientists? Who's saying that?"
CuntFace: "People. Some scientists. I heard it on the news. You can Google it."
Skeptic: "Uh, no. Sounds like a load of bullshit to me."
CuntFace: "Well that's what I heard, and if you think I'm lying, then go ahead and google it."
Skeptic: "I don't need to google it to know that: one, "a gajillion barrels of oil every second," is a complete load of shit; and two, you are lying. Otherwise, you wouldn't have resorted to the logical fallacy of refugium ad googlium."
CuntFace: "Refu-jism what?"
Skeptic: "Refugium ad googlum."
CuntFace: "What's that?"
Skeptic: "Why don't you google it and find out? You ignorant twat."
by StanielBlorch May 18, 2010
Alternative name for Philadelphia, PA. The city is so dirty and smells of ass and homeless people so badly, the stench will kill you. Especially bad in summer.
Filthydeathofya smells so bad I'd rather hang out in the gym's locker room and huff crotch dump all fuckin' day.
by StanielBlorch March 22, 2010
A smug cunt. A woman who has never accomplished anything but thinks herself smart, informed, and relevant, when in fact she is capable only of manipulating others by virtue of the fact she has a great rack. A woman who thinks herself a great wit and orator, but only speaks in non sequiturs and word salad. Usually of the Republican and Christofascist persuasion. Thinks George W Bush is a genius and that Ronald Reagan was actually the Second Coming.
by StanielBlorch August 14, 2009
The condition of being excessively pious to the point of being an insufferable, judgmental boor. Sufferers afflicted with pietitis also tend to be raging hypocrites, eg, a closeted bathroom-cruising cock-sucking US Senator who consistently votes against gay rights, basing their vote on "Biblical morality" and "Scripture."
Judging from their viting records, it's easy to conclude that most Republican law makers in the US have contracted chronic cases of pietitis.
by StanielBlorch March 24, 2010