pietitis 

The condition of being excessively pious to the point of being an insufferable, judgmental boor. Sufferers afflicted with pietitis also tend to be raging hypocrites, eg, a closeted bathroom-cruising cock-sucking US Senator who consistently votes against gay rights, basing their vote on "Biblical morality" and "Scripture."

Judging from their viting records, it's easy to conclude that most Republican law makers in the US have contracted chronic cases of pietitis.

pietitis by StanielBlorch March 23, 2010

petitish whore 

denotes a miniature pentecostal who most likely teaches typing at a random inner-city high school. Petitish whores are easily recognizable for they wear their hair in cinnamon roll buns and often wear denim skirts which button down the front. This fashionable skirt also creates much fun as a makeshift blanket on the hillside, hence the "whore."

I saw my typing teacher in a production of "Messiah." What a petitish whore!

petitish whore by Bad Shamone January 16, 2011