pierousing 

Something invoking an intense desire to engage in sexual acts involving food.

She spilled the whole bottle of chocolate syrup on herself, it was very pierousing.

pierousing by froglars October 29, 2008

parousing 

Alternating between perusing and carousing around. Usually done with socia media, which often consists of a mix of light and serious posts. Parousing involves drinking plentiful amounts of alcohol and switching back and forth between (1) enjoying oneself with others in a noisy, lively way and (2) reading thoroughly or carefully.

Why am I parousing facebook at three in the darktime?

parousing by Tochterlieber December 28, 2013

Perusing 

Going to Peru and crusing around.

"Went perusing this winter, brought back an Alpaca."

Perusing by Puruboi420 June 2, 2018

Prousing 

Being a total liability when drunk

I was totally Prousing last night and ended up jumping in the ocean, stepping on a sea urchin and stinking up a hotel room with vinegar.

Prousing by totallynotaProuse February 14, 2023