Top Definition

a penis, the male sex organ, made out of pie.
available for purchase only at /wild foxes/.
When the man got an erection, his pienis became instantly cooked, turning from dough to crust with a nice juicy filling.

"If you're a man, put a pienis in your pants, if you're a woman, have it for tea with a bit of 1-800-PIENIS!"
by hazazeltux December 02, 2013
1 more definition
cross between pie and penis
a penis wider than it is long and covered in a layer of smegma making the crust
similar to a choad, jus unclean
i heard that dudes got a small dick
yeah he TOTALLY has a pienis
by thisisthecalm May 07, 2009

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