puff penis

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.

Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

Penis Puff

A penis that has been stuffed to its filling point and is about to explode but cant. It is usualy purple and slightly enlarged.

Jennie:"Pull that thing out of me its getting really tight with your Penis Puff"
Jack:"sorry"

by Horatio Loctus March 15, 2007