When the man got an erection, his pienis became instantly cooked, turning from dough to crust with a nice juicy filling.
"If you're a man, put a pienis in your pants, if you're a woman, have it for tea with a bit of jam...call 1-800-PIENIS!"
"If you're a man, put a pienis in your pants, if you're a woman, have it for tea with a bit of jam...call 1-800-PIENIS!"
by hazazeltux December 2, 2013
cross between pie and penis
a penis wider than it is long and covered in a layer of smegma making the crust
similar to a choad, jus unclean
a penis wider than it is long and covered in a layer of smegma making the crust
similar to a choad, jus unclean
by thisisthecalm May 7, 2009
by Ralph March 10, 2005
by taylorelisabeth July 19, 2008