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Phylactery 

Orginally, phylacteries come from Jewish lore, and are small leather boxes, containing strips of parchment inscribed with quotations from the Hebrew Scriptures. Traditionally, a Jewish man will strap one to the forehead and the other to the left arm during morning worship, except on the Sabbath and holidays.

Recently, phylactieries have been used in Dungeons and Dragons to describe the object in which a lich keeps its soul. This prevents the lich from staying killed and allows it to regenerate a few days after it was slain. In order to permenantly destroy a lich, the phylactery (which doesn't have to look like a small box) must be destroyed.

J.K. Rowling also used this idea in "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince," but decided to refer to it as a horcrux for some reason.
"Of course you didn't kill the lich properly - you didn't find its phylactery! Idoits!"
Phylactery by Lofwyr September 5, 2005

Philatic 

Fanbase name for Phillip Phillips Jr. He is a contestant on American Idol Season 11.
Philatics have a bad case of the Phillip Flu!
Philatic by Luv_Phillip May 24, 2012
one of the many fuck ups in a half greek/half indian cunts vocabulary
Andrew Psomadellis: im bein phycastic bro geez settle pettle

Everyone:...........for fucks sake....not again.......
phycastic by COKandBALLS November 17, 2009

phalanticatsizin

a meaningless word to be put in the place of swear words
hanna my wife...lets start phalanticatsizin
phalanticatsizin by unique bob October 23, 2006

Phyliacticardinoma 

It's a condition that's often in college kids due to changes in dietary habits from the home to the school. This also usually accounts for the so called freshman 15 and trouble sleeping. It's usually as a result to increased intake of the oils that most colleges cook their food with
She went to school and gained 15 pounds due to Phyliacticardinoma... but turns out she was pregnant.
Phyliacticardinoma by PatMyMac February 27, 2010

pholacticus 

Woke up feeling pholacticus today.
pholacticus by 6Bandz November 25, 2021
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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