A male who plays hockey.
He is quite an attractive specimen, actually.
The problem is he is a real turd.
He often has mood swings.
Tends to be a lazy bum.
Often gets sick ever so conveniently.

"What's his problem today? He's totally ignoring you!" -Friend.
"He's just being himself. That PuckShitter." - Me.

PuckShitter by nopromises94 October 18, 2008

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phuckitette

The opposite of etiquette.

My phuckitette lets me place my spoon on my lap if I want to or pour wine in a plastic cup cause that's how I roll 🤣

phuckitette by Nuxaga76 November 27, 2023

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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