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Spring Break Photo Season 

A short period of time ranging from mid March to early April in which Facebook and Myspace stalking of High School and College-Aged females greatly increases due to the posting of high volumes of photo albums containing bikini and bathing suit pictures.
I can't wait for Spring Break Photo Season so I can find a hot new underaged teen-bikini pic to put on my desktop!

Photo Safari 

Going on an adventure with the sole purpose of taking amazing pictures.
Kelly and I are going on a photo safari with our new cameras. We know one thing and one thing only: no matter where we go or what we see, we will have beautiful and artsy photo evidence to prove it.
Photo Safari by AliKat H April 8, 2011

PHOTO SINTHESIS 

The art of photo shopping your 25 year old high school picture to be "me last month on vacation" to post on the net.
Photo sinthesis is commonly used to appear you of long ago.
PHOTO SINTHESIS by Anita Loftin October 23, 2007

photo-stalking 

Adjective: lurking on social networking sites look at strangers or ex-girlfriends photos while not knowing or communicating them. Typically involves fantasy, anger, or remorse. A form of virtual leering.
I was photo-stalking my ex on myspace and saw she posted pics of a guy taking body shots off her. WTH?
photo-stalking by dwasu July 12, 2009

Jimmy Phoo's 

A pair of designer shoes received in return for sexual favors of the anal kind
Paula walked proud I'm her new Jimmy Phoo's memories of her battered butt hole faded with every step
Jimmy Phoo's by D.T Dave May 22, 2011

Photo shoot lesbian. 

A woman who is pretending to be a lesbian for a photo shoot. You can usually spot differences between a real lesbian and a photo shoot lesbian.
Boy 1 : Did you see that picture of those to girls together? Hot!
Boy 2: Yeah, but one is a total Photo shoot lesbian.
Boy 1: How do you know?
Boy 2: One girls has long-ass nails. I don't think girls want a nail shoved up their vagina!