phonecam

to use a camera-equipped cellphone to photograph or record a video of something.

"Did you see that shit!?"
"Yeah, I totally phonecam'd the whole thing."

phonecam by KKSBK August 14, 2008

Phonegasm 

When you're trying to call your friends on their cellular phone, but no one answers, because they inserted it into their own anus, vagina or in extreme cases in that little hole in the tip of the penis. Thus they do not receive your call, but are given an orgasm.

Hello? hellohellohe Hello Tom loTomlom. What's with the eccho, cchocho are you... youou Are you in a cave or- veoror AM I GIVING YOU A PHONEGASM?!!! gasmasmasm

I must remember to insert my phone with free access to the power outlet, so that I can keep getting phonegasms all day long!

Phonegasm by Harlot Sisters May 4, 2010

phonejam 

the combination of earwax, sweat and dirt that builds up around the edges and in the depressions of your mobile phone or its case.

man, I haven't cleaned my case in months, it's almost black with phonejam.

phonejam by dankhaddock January 7, 2012

phonepamper

To pamper a person via a telephone.

While talking to Wanda A. tonight, she complained of a knot in her shoulder. I decided to Phonepamper her to brighten her evening.

phonepamper by Mark A. Capozzelli March 1, 2017

phonegasm 

(n) when your phone recieves a large amount of texts close to each other and repeatedly vibrates like crazy

Dude, i got so many texts when i was in the hospital that there was a phonegasm

phonegasm by trhodes June 11, 2009

PHONEGASM 

When having phone sex, and one has a real orgasm, not faked.

I was talking to Dave on the phone last night and we started having phone sex and I didn't even have to fake it, I had a huge phonegasm!

PHONEGASM by LYNDA LOO December 12, 2007

phonegasm 

a moment when your phone momentarily freezes, then completes all the actions you asked it to do while it was frozen in the space of a few seconds.

Guy 1: Dude, you sent me 10 of the same text last night!
Guy 2: Sorry, my phone had a phonegasm and I hit send 10 times

phonegasm by ifmod November 11, 2011