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phonebooking

The art or practice of throwing stolen phonebook(s) at an unsuspecting bystander, usually done from within a moving vehicle at night. The phonebook does not have to hit the victim nor skim them, but merely be projected in their generally direction. The launch is then often followed by a tagline such as "Jigga What!" The target is usually left speechless, and before they can even begin to process the event, the vehicle is out of sight. Going around for multiple hits on a single target is optional.
"We went phonebooking last night."

"And then a fuckin PHONEBOOK flies out of nowhere, hits me in the chest, and they dissapear while shouting 'HOW DA YA LIKE THAT?' ... I have no idea who the hell they even were."
phonebooking by thetonio September 30, 2006
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phonebooking

The act of beating a person repeatedly with one or more phonebooks. Originally intended to prove that any noun can be made into a verb.
"Where's that short guy with glasses, I just got the new yellow pages and I'm up for some serious phonebooking."
phonebooking by deeceeo October 14, 2004

Phonebooking

The act of accessing FaceBook from your cell phone.
My laptop is down so I am on Facebook from my cell phone....God I hate phonebooking!
Phonebooking by CavesWoman October 1, 2010

Phonebooking

The act of 1 male smashing another males genitals with a phonebook.
Ben found out that Mark didn’t enjoy his phonebooking last night.
Phonebooking by Phonebooker1 July 25, 2018

poonbooking 

On Facebook: Searching for or looking at hot girls photos for sexual excitement, whether you know them or not.
Whats the girls name you hooked up with? im poonbooking for her right now...
poonbooking by nuglifee May 18, 2010

[phoneboothing]

Talking on your cell phone at the gym while sitting on a machine, especially when all the same machines are being used and you are the one dud sitting on the maching talking on your cell phone. The locker rooms have benches, go sit in there.
"I would really like to use that machine but that dude is phoneboothing."
[phoneboothing] by amandaj03 January 7, 2009

Phasebooking 

Phasebook, A term used when a person whips out a camera at a party to take photos intended for their facebook profile and interrupts the social atmosphere of the party.
Wow I totally forgot what we wer talking about dude, that girl is phasebooking everyone
Phasebooking by delrosa October 4, 2009