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1.
The act of one licking the sperm out of the asshole after one has done the other tight up the ass.
Whe he realized his tight asshole was driping with sperm, he made me phelch him.
by dave March 17, 2003
 
2.
jizz lick
please phelch me this is very uncomfortable
by ejackulating hippopotumaus September 23, 2003