petnap 

to steal, to pilfer

I petnapped that cat.

or,

Petnapping pens from a friend's desk is not a crime.

petnap by Anonymous August 15, 2003

penaphobia 

The fear of the penis, cock, dick, schlong, woodpecker, one eyed snake, purple headed yogurt slinger, etc...

Katherine is a penaphob, she is scared of peni and all they entail.

penaphobia by Kelly April 19, 2005

Pentapod 

1. (n) A man whose relationship with a minor revolves around sex. Coined in Nabokov's 'Lolita', and refers to Humbert's primarily sexual relationship with the titular character. The word itself literally means a creature with five limbs, the fifth being the man's penis.
2. (n) A pedophile/lolicon.

"Have you heard the controversy surrounding Onision lately? Turns out he may be a pentapod."

Pentapod by ionlysignedupforoneword November 17, 2019

Pentaplegic 

A person or condition of being disabled or rid of all apendiges and the dick

What happened to you?
They broke my arms and ate my legs and barbacued my dick like a hot dog. Im a pentaplegic

Pentaplegic by Mc Fuggin August 2, 2011

penaptacon 

A storage device such as a USB thumb drive or portable hard drive that is gifted to another individual with nude photos of the gifter. The photos are generally extreme close ups or framed specifically to showcase ones genitalia aroused or otherwise.

1. Johnathon gave Hillary a penaptacon so she has something to look at while she is over seas in iraq.

2. Mark gave his new boyfriend his favorite penaptacon in hopes he would enjoy what he saw.

penaptacon by Lindsay Price December 30, 2007

pentaphonic 

the use of 5 sound sources in surround sound applications, e.g. 5.1

That music is so pentaphonic

pentaphonic by Garry Ladd June 29, 2005

pentapeptides 

Fake chemical compunds that can apparently reduce wrinkles in the skin and make it look smoother, younger and healthier (i.e. a load of bullshit, or a quick substitution for some hydrochloric acid to burn those wrinkles off).

New Oil of Spewlay! With pentapeptides, it almost sounds like we made it in a lab, instead of mixing some mayonnaise up with other crap we could find.

pentapeptides by Spoofnet April 3, 2006