Pentapod

1. (n) A man whose relationship with a minor revolves around sex. Coined in Nabokov's 'Lolita', and refers to Humbert's primarily sexual relationship with the titular character. The word itself literally means a creature with five limbs, the fifth being the man's penis.
2. (n) A pedophile/lolicon.

"Have you heard the controversy surrounding Onision lately? Turns out he may be a pentapod."

Pentapod by ionlysignedupforoneword November 17, 2019

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Pentapod

Tripod... BUT WITH 5 LEGS!

Dan: I play in a team of 5 so i cant take all the fame :P
Kyle: they're a Pentapod

Pentapod by Brett_the_Breton September 20, 2012

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Pentapod • pentapolyclitoris • Pentapopemptic

Pentapod

The 5 pillars of fimakers

Wow whose that? Oh they are the Pentapod. They really know their stuff.

Pentapod by Pentagon production November 30, 2020

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pentapolyclitoris

When a dude does a little trick on ya where he lies about being a girl with a big clitoris but its actually his dick and before you know it youre kissing his megaflute

I gave that bitch a kiss on her pentapolyclitoris

A touch she can't resist

On her pentapolyclitoris
Plenta holy wrist to fit, thats when I saw that dick of his and I just named it pentapolyclitoris

pentapolyclitoris by Triopolydicks March 9, 2020

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Pentapopemptic

A person who has been divorced five times.

Man 1 - Your a pentapopemptic.
Man 2 - A what???
Man 1 - You got divorced five times, not good at all.

Pentapopemptic by Izzynoneofyourbusiness September 16, 2022

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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