"Isn't he so pesto"
by Ganggangroadman December 21, 2017
A Besto Pesto is someone who is your best friend in the whole world. You will do anything dumb with them, bully them relentlessly, but love them unconditionally. They stick with you everywhere you go and never leave your side. You are Besto Pestos with them even if you aren't together for a little bit. Unlike best friends, you only get one Besto Pesto in your life. Choose wisely.
by Bill Brian November 13, 2019
Those who have accpeted the pesto way of life
by Pocket_chassis December 19, 2016
A girl from the country or suburbs who gives it up fast for dudes once she gets to college or the big city.
by Ranchgirls November 20, 2020
by Banke January 6, 2021
A sex move involving massive pales of semen. The female douses herself in the semen, while up to five males continue to ejaculate into her orafices. As the woman masturbates it results in an incredible orgasm for the woman.
We creamy pestoed that dumb bitch, Susie, at my house last night. My house is fucked. Ha, get it, 'fucked'.
by Chef Pesto May 15, 2011
A disgusting burp of pesto, that permeates the entire room. Often leads to immediate sexual mood killing and evacuation. Even worse if done whilst kissing.
by expert_pronunciator February 3, 2010