5 definitions by Banke
by Banke February 22, 2020
A phrase used in place of “big brain” when choosing to express emotion over someone’s actions. On the Big Brian scale, the starting point is small Brian, ultimately representing someone who isn’t the brightest crayon in the box. The scale then goes up into a point at the top; medium Brian, representing someone who has intellectual value. It then goes back down; Big Brian, again representing someone without intellectual value. Brian is the small man living in your head, he controls everything you do, and documents all your thoughts. When he is small he can’t reach the drawers, when he is big he is stumbling over things.
Man- “Hey look at that bro, he just tripped and fell!”
Man 2- “Hahahaha, big brain”
Man 3- *slowly turns towards man 2, and chokes him* “Excuse me Brendon...I think you mean big Brian.”
Man 2- “Hahahaha, big brain”
Man 3- *slowly turns towards man 2, and chokes him* “Excuse me Brendon...I think you mean big Brian.”
by Banke February 22, 2020
by Banke January 6, 2021
A man who will haunt your dreams at night. He often spends his days thinking about Chiam Blaster, and showing up in places you’d least expect.
Man- “I dreamt about Chronological Liam last night.”
Other man- “Was he talking about Chiam Blaster?”
Original man- “No, he was showing up in places you’d least expect.”
Other man- “Was he talking about Chiam Blaster?”
Original man- “No, he was showing up in places you’d least expect.”
by Banke February 22, 2020