pesto

Money–especially green, paper money–which is the same color as pesto.

"It's pay day, Denny! Time for the boss to put a dollop of pesto into our wallets. Ah, greenbacks!"

In light of the direct italian translation meaning "to pound," to pesto something means to smash in a rather brute sexuall manner.

Bro, Brian pestoed that sloot way back.

by Dick Lyman May 8, 2008

A potent mixture of marijuana aka headies and hash oil.

Chillin in the benzo
Puffin on dat pesto

by Mr Blaze May 8, 2007

"I wafe my mazzic wan, and PESTO!"

by princess_prozac March 2, 2008

Kid:Mum my tummy hurts so bad! I have diarrhea!
Mum:It's your fault, pesto on your spaghetti yesterday!
Kid:But I like pesto, It's delicious!

by star queen November 18, 2015

Pesto

Jason: Hey is Ace here?
Ben: No I think he left early.
Jason: Damn because I wanted to buy some pesto off him after class.

by JitStone4s September 18, 2021

the most hated thing in the TWFanmily, along with “👀”

“did you see Tom posted about pesto again?”