perverts:(per-verts) pl n. - drooling, table leg humping, rabid man dogs sitting at their computers with their cams on clutching their calloused over used penis in a trance like state whilst watching bertha big butt porn and sweet talking even the ugliest women in chat rooms in desperate hopes of convincing her to show her boobies (or more) on cam.
by lisa d December 6, 2006
A common household object that can be "perverted" for a sexual use, commonly for spanking. Examples include: hairbrush, spatula, bathbrush, carpet beater(rare, but painful!), belts, paddles (ping pong paddles, sorority/frat paddles), spoons, towels (wet towels), cutting boards, riding crop, ruler, etc.
Non-spanking pervertibles: baby oil,cooking oil, whipped cream, chocolate, lotion, hot wax, ice cubes, bandannas/handkerchiefs(blindfolds or gags), fruits/vegetables, gloves, nails, pins, needles, fire, feathers, etc.
Non-spanking pervertibles: baby oil,cooking oil, whipped cream, chocolate, lotion, hot wax, ice cubes, bandannas/handkerchiefs(blindfolds or gags), fruits/vegetables, gloves, nails, pins, needles, fire, feathers, etc.
His girlfriend was being saucy while they were fixing dinner, so he grabbed a spatula to use as a pervertible. Saucy girlfriend soon had sore behind, flushed face, and a wet pussy. Dessert took place in the bedroom. ; )
by Saucy girlfriend April 6, 2008
John: Hi Jane.
Jane: Hi John. Hey, look. A dollar on the ground.
John: Oooh, really? *Bends to grab $*
Jane: Biggety back that ass up!
John: You shameless pervert.
Jane: Hi John. Hey, look. A dollar on the ground.
John: Oooh, really? *Bends to grab $*
Jane: Biggety back that ass up!
John: You shameless pervert.
by WomanofMassDestruction October 14, 2007
by Alfred March 17, 2005
Ew that's pervertism
by Jeffysayswhatsayin May 12, 2020
Term used by people who are hypocrites because were all "perverts". We all crave sex, but some crave it more than others and these people are called perverts but still theyre hypocrites because they crave sex too. People who say this term are usually too immature to handle sex.
Idiot: Hey whats up?
Normal Person: Looking at porn, you wanna watch.
Idiot: OMGee you are such a pervert!
Normal Person: Hey smartass we all get horny, its just natural.
Normal Person: Looking at porn, you wanna watch.
Idiot: OMGee you are such a pervert!
Normal Person: Hey smartass we all get horny, its just natural.
by I'm smart as the day is long October 12, 2009
1. A guy who acts out with the kind of sexual deviant behavior that most other guys only fantasize about.
2. Potentially every guy in the world.
2. Potentially every guy in the world.
Pervert teacher: (attempting to look up the skirt of one of his female students that is sitting in the front row of his classroom.)
Jen: OMG Ryan! Look at that pervert Mr. Rogers trying to look up Melissa's skirt!
Ryan: YEAH! What a pervert! (While thinking to himself... it's probably a great view... I wish Jen weren't here.)
Jen: OMG Ryan! Look at that pervert Mr. Rogers trying to look up Melissa's skirt!
Ryan: YEAH! What a pervert! (While thinking to himself... it's probably a great view... I wish Jen weren't here.)
by crazy88s October 22, 2006