10 definitions by Alfred

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An immature loser who can take any sentence and somehow make it about sex.
Jen: So are you coming or what?
Bob (pervert): Cuming haha cuming... i sure am!
by Alfred March 17, 2005

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A woman with giant pancake nipples.
That broad had some angry tits! The nipples were big enough to be their own breasts.
by Alfred April 18, 2005

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A) To be equally as crazy as another person.
B) Just crazy enough.
Josh and Samantha are nuts on par. They both fight about the stupidest shit.

That's nuts on par enough to work.
by Alfred August 22, 2006

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A) To be equally as crazy as another person.
B) Just crazy enough.
Josh and Samantha are nuts on par. They both fight about the stupidest shit.

That's nuts on par enough to work.
by Alfred November 23, 2005

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another word for a man penis
Girl: Damn! did u see Bobs peterli last night?
by Alfred March 17, 2005

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Virtua Fighter doesn't suck. You just don't know how to play it right, or you just don't like the fact that Virtua Fighter doesn't have unrealistic 10-hit strings and unblockable powerups. You imbecile.
Sonyroolz is a button-masher who plays cheaply-manufactured games like Tekken and Soul Calibur, instead of learning the moves, counters, and throws that make Virtua Fighter worth playing.
by Alfred October 31, 2003

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basically everything that losers are made of.
fukin any losers.......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by alfred October 09, 2004

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