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by JIMMY JOHNSON! April 29, 2009
A word prudes use to describe the natural fact that men enjoy the way women look.
Heck, where would we be if men did not like the way women looked? That's right, extinct!!!
Heck, where would we be if men did not like the way women looked? That's right, extinct!!!
by Concerned Citizen 100 November 6, 2008
Anyone who gets sexual satisfaction from doing something unusual. Definitions of "perverted" behavior vary depending on who's using the word. To a ninety-six-old-old grandma, tongue kissing may be see as perverted. To a twenty-one-year-old guy, smearing chocolate sauce all over his girlfriend's body and licking it off while she's tied up isn't.
by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006
Someone who seems to turn every conversation into something related to sex.
I.E. Shigure Sohma. Miroku. ....Blah blah blah...
I.E. Shigure Sohma. Miroku. ....Blah blah blah...
Shigure: High school girls, high school girls, all for me, high school girls~~~!
Miroku: Will you bear my child?
Miroku: Will you bear my child?
by Sakura The Pocky Goddess June 16, 2005
pervertical (per vur tih kul) ADJECTIVE. To be like a pervert. To have something in common with a deviant mind. Being aligned with demented and dangerous ideas.
Neil- So I fired my degaussing cannon, which erased all her bank cards. She was stuck in the middle of Shitsville with no money and no way to get home. Know what I did next?
Tommy- You gave her a hundred bucks so she'd give you her phone number so she could pay you back. And maybe give you a gratitude fuck.
Neil- HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Tommy- We're pervertical.
Neil- Yeah, we kinda are.
Tommy- So, did you fuck her?
Neil- Nah, I want to sabotage her car and rescue her from a burning building first. Then she'll REALLY let me do all kinds of sick shit on her.
Tommy- You're such a romantic.
Tommy- You gave her a hundred bucks so she'd give you her phone number so she could pay you back. And maybe give you a gratitude fuck.
Neil- HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Tommy- We're pervertical.
Neil- Yeah, we kinda are.
Tommy- So, did you fuck her?
Neil- Nah, I want to sabotage her car and rescue her from a burning building first. Then she'll REALLY let me do all kinds of sick shit on her.
Tommy- You're such a romantic.
by Maxhole June 21, 2009
Someone who goes around making jokes at other people being very crude and pornographic thinking they are being funny or making a pass at someone and being very nasty with horny jokes
by browngirlsdonttakebs May 6, 2009
a person who thinks of nothing but sex, and who relates everything around them to intercourse; someone who you can barely have a decent conversation with cause they're either a) staring between your legs b) making constant perverted jokes or c) attempting to rape you
Innocent person: I hated the test today! It was so HARD!!!
Pervert: Hahaha... That's what she said.
Innocent person: Hey, I was just looking for... what are you staring at?
Pervert: You got a piece of lint on your crotch... want me to get it off?
Innocent person: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PERVERT!!!
Pervert: Hahaha... That's what she said.
Innocent person: Hey, I was just looking for... what are you staring at?
Pervert: You got a piece of lint on your crotch... want me to get it off?
Innocent person: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PERVERT!!!
by likeyoucarewhatmynameis April 26, 2010