perventage
OMG! There was a large perventage of perverts on that website! They all wanted to take their pants off!
perventage by anc17 February 19, 2011
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disease preventameter
stay at least one disease preventameter away from me.
i don't want to hang out with Thomas he keeps coming within a disease preventameter
i don't want to hang out with Thomas he keeps coming within a disease preventameter
disease preventameter by Chimera Camaro April 3, 2020
The Percentage Cult
Judged by the suicide rates of the trannys. usually degrading them. but also useful for those against them.
Man 1: hey, i heard what eve did to emile.
man 2: yeah, he had the unfair advantage because of his support in The Percentage Cult...
man3: yeah, Noble Four didn't deserve it.
man 2: like i said, the fucking Percentage Cult got his back.
man 1: we sound transphobic but he offended us, not we started it.
man 1: wait, what happened to Noble Two?
man 2: The Percentage Cult got that guy suspended.
man 1: fucking Percentage... always Aggressive and act like so fucking Oppressed...
man 3: they're basically an Empire now and we are Rebels.
man 2: yeah, he had the unfair advantage because of his support in The Percentage Cult...
man3: yeah, Noble Four didn't deserve it.
man 2: like i said, the fucking Percentage Cult got his back.
man 1: we sound transphobic but he offended us, not we started it.
man 1: wait, what happened to Noble Two?
man 2: The Percentage Cult got that guy suspended.
man 1: fucking Percentage... always Aggressive and act like so fucking Oppressed...
man 3: they're basically an Empire now and we are Rebels.
The Percentage Cult by StormcloakODST May 21, 2021
beer slugging percentage
A calculation to estimate the power of a beer drinker. Determined by the following formula:
(Strength of beer in ABV / 5) * number of 12 ounce beers consumed
This gives a accurate calculation of the true beer consumption power of a drinker expressed in number of standard strength (5% ABV) beers.
Similar to the slugging percentage calculation in baseball, where a players total bases are divided by his at bats to estimate the power of a hitter.
(Strength of beer in ABV / 5) * number of 12 ounce beers consumed
This gives a accurate calculation of the true beer consumption power of a drinker expressed in number of standard strength (5% ABV) beers.
Similar to the slugging percentage calculation in baseball, where a players total bases are divided by his at bats to estimate the power of a hitter.
Tony: Ouch my head.
Ron: Looked like a slow night for you last night. I only saw you drink 7 beers
Tony: Naw, man I was wasted drinking some hellacious barley wine. My Beer Slugging Percentage was like 14.28.
Ron: Looked like a slow night for you last night. I only saw you drink 7 beers
Tony: Naw, man I was wasted drinking some hellacious barley wine. My Beer Slugging Percentage was like 14.28.
beer slugging percentage by mr dunderbak May 11, 2013
slugging percentage
1. A measure of determining sexual scoring prowess calculated by dividing total bases(1B=kissing, 2B=touching, 3B=oral, 4B=Sex) by the number of dated partners.
2. In baseball, a statistic to gauge power by dividing total bases by at bats.
2. In baseball, a statistic to gauge power by dividing total bases by at bats.
After five dates and only one boob touch, John finished the 2010 dating season with a paltry .200 slugging percentage. However, he slugged a whopping .886 in for his company softball team.
slugging percentage by kris takahashi April 16, 2010
top percentage rattata
1. Youngster Joey's low level (like REALLY low level) Rattata which is defined as, "Top Percentage" until you beat the shit out of it with your Level 5 Cyndaquil
“Remember my super cool Rattata? My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It’s like my Rattata is the top percentage rattata"
top percentage rattata by Coolcat858 November 26, 2014
Percentag
A replacement for the hash-tag (#) used to mark irony or to otherwise prevent the tagged statement from trending on social media sites.
"I just dropped my new phone in the garbage disposal. %ObamasAmerica"
"Didn't you mean to say #ObamasAmerica?"
"Nope. That's a percentag."
"Didn't you mean to say #ObamasAmerica?"
"Nope. That's a percentag."
Percentag by KaiserWilhelm December 30, 2013
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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