PERT

The act of one inserting his penis into an individual's ear for the purpose of sexual pleasure. Fabulous.

See also: ear sex, ear fucking, Family Guy, getting fucked in the ear, Prick Up Your Ears, sticky ear...

Person 1: Hey everyone, let's all go to the computer lab and PERT!

Person 2: I'll bring the lube!

by Whiteboyrobot April 26, 2012

pert

(Noun) Another name for a spotted dog that has both black and white patches. Usually goes by the name Patches. He is a peeping Tom dog who usually goes after hot human females.

1- Patches your such a Pert.

2- Patches, your such a peeping Pert!

by Blackberry001 November 21, 2011

Pert

(n.) Shorthand/slang for 'period', i.e. a woman's menstrual cycle.

What's up with Cathy? She's really been raging lately.
I don't know, man, she's probably on her 'pert'.

by Jaynation December 29, 2010

pert

pert plus

mmmm i smell like pert plus mixed with chode

by fucker June 9, 2003

pert near

really really really close.

Pert near hit that fellow.

by Anonymous August 28, 2002

pert near

pretty near

she was pert near asleep

by lee crawford April 29, 2003

pert plus

the act of ejaculating in someone's hair while they are asleep, preferably after a night together where one(the giver) does not receive what he/she deserved instead is unhappy(e.g. blueballs) with the results of the night.

i pleased her all night and in return nothing, so i gave her a pert plus...booya

by monkeydan December 19, 2007