Perking

To be attracted to nipples of all kinds in a sexual way, often searching out opportunities to observe them in their natural state.

Sarah: Steve, I thought you loved me, but you are perking at every set of nipples in this swimming pool.

Steve: *sobs* I'm sorry Sarah, I can't help myself, I AM KING PERKER. I need help....*gulp, sob*

by FUCKUPHIMA January 25, 2015

The Perks

A person that is interested in computer games, but is cool, unlike most game fans

andy the perks!! Metal Gear!!

by nedved December 7, 2006

perked

Wouldn't it be better for, like, Percoset? Due to the obvious phoenetic similarities?

Dude, I was totally perked last night.

Tell me about it. You fucking pissed yourself.

by Marcel Leroux August 26, 2004

upper perk

A small district in Pennsylvania known for being predominantly white, spending more money on sports fields than school supplies, and crashing cars into houses.

Steve: Want to go to Upper Perk this weekend?
John: Bro, where even is that?

by Ngrglue March 9, 2016

Ultimate Perk

A magical place in Andover, Massachusetts in which is guarded and distributed the sweet sweet succulent nectars of God's magnificent tits.

Bob: Hey what should we do today?
Jackmerius: Partake in the sweet sweet succulent nectar of God's magnificent tits?
Bob: Sooooo.... Ultimate Perk?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jackmerius: You mean the coffee place?
Bob: You large, foolish ass hat, it is so much more than just a coffee place. It is dreams. And that which breaks dreams. And souls. And that which births and which destroys souls. Come, Jackmerius, and I will lead you to salvation.

by SucklingFromTheTeatsOfGod January 14, 2013

Upper Perk

*That* school, the high school in which there's fires, mold, bed bugs, & vaping presentations, all in the course of the first 5 weeks. Spin the wheel to find out what'll happen next week on "Only Upper Perk"!

Oh and now there's supposedly snakes at one of the elementary schools. For F@#%'s sake...

Steve: Ya wanna go to the football game at Upper Perk tonight?
Chad: Upper Perk... Oh... That school...
Steve: Yeah let's not...
Chad: ...
Steve: ...

by Spicy Memelord October 2, 2018

GrubHub Perks

A cursed rewards program made by the food delivery service GrubHub. The rewards program, or at least an ad for it, was populated by a meme, where people make fun of the ad, adding different music and adding effects to it.

“GrubHub Perks give you deals on the food you love. The kinda deals that make you wanna boogie.”
-GrubHub Dad

by fortnitefunnies January 15, 2021