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generally the STD known as crabs, but can be used to define any other kind of STD. "Hey man, check out that fine-ass chick!"
"Nah bro, don't touch her. That bitch got some bed bugs." |
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| 2. | Bed Bugs | ||
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A term for sexually transmitted diseases for candid discussion or to refer STD's humerously If you're going to have sex with Herpe Helen who has 6 kids with 8 possible fathers, wear a (rubber) so the bed bugs don't bite
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| 3. | bed bugs | ||
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it's the feeling that you get at night when you have bugs crawling inside your ear to lay eggs in your brain. fun eh? for example the other day i was sleeping in a dismle cave out in the forest. i wake to feel a weird itching in my ear and a spider comes out. so i beat the shit out of it and piss on it's remains. after a few weeks i was acting stupider than usual so to the doctor i went. he said i had baby spider eggs in my brain and were going to come out of my ear in a few days. a few days later...they finally came and it was odd. the spiders had my looks so i could tell i was the father, but at the end i was used and left by another women. :(
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