4 definitions by FUCKUPHIMA

Perking

To be attracted to nipples of all kinds in a sexual way, often searching out opportunities to observe them in their natural state.

Sarah: Steve, I thought you loved me, but you are perking at every set of nipples in this swimming pool.

Steve: *sobs* I'm sorry Sarah, I can't help myself, I AM KING PERKER. I need help....*gulp, sob*

by FUCKUPHIMA January 25, 2015

Patch

To be spanked on the buttocks with a wet and soapy rubber glove.

Patch me harder baby....yeah, that's how I like it.

by FUCKUPHIMA January 24, 2015

Cuny

Pet name for female genitalia, generally used by people trying to be cute but actually being pervy.

Neale: 'let me put it in your cuny'

Kirstine: 'Fuck off you pathetic perv, you make me think of Gary Glitter....and no you can't put it in my arse either...,'

by FUCKUPHIMA January 24, 2015

Log Wagger

A man who can only achieve an erection by slapping their penis against their partner's labia.

Debbie: Kaiser what's wrong are you stressed?'
Kaiser: 'Shut the fuck up bitch, whilst I Log wag you good'

*slap, slap, slap*

Debbie: Ffs...is that it?? I've seen bigger chipoloattas. Call yourself a Log Wagger!?! Twig Wagger more like...

by FUCKUPHIMA January 24, 2015