perineumic

1. Of, relating to, or metaphorically resembling the perineum ("taint").

2. Esoteric; hard to discern.

3. Not black-and-white or cut-and-dry, but rather consisting of multiple different sides, perhaps to the point of nausea, confusion, or frustration.

1. "That guy's bald head is so...perineumic!" LMAO

2. "Professor, could you be just a bit less perineumic when explaining the complexities of quantum-mechanical theories to us?"

by William T. Morgan (II) May 22, 2006

perineum

The place between the butthole and genitals.

Because I have flesh in between my anus and gentials, I have a perineum!

by l337 December 20, 2004

Perineum

Perineum is the space between the ass and genitals.

I hate it when I have an itch on my perineum.

by Thomas Stephenson January 15, 2014

perineum

The space between your back door and your buddies

She licked my perineum before she sucked my dicl

by Mike Hunt August 3, 2003

perineum

1) The surface region of the body, situated between the anus and the genitals.

2) The week between Christmas day and New Years day.

Hey Shazwayne, what are doing for the Perineum? I'm gonna spend the whole week sixtynining myself.

by AnRoMo December 28, 2011

perineum

the scientific term for chode, grundle, gooch, bifkin.

it's pronounced per-A-nE-um

by smashpangler May 21, 2003

perineum

perineum is the anatomical name for the area between a guy's scrotum and his anus.

The smell of Matt's perineum gives me an instant boner!

by eda-skip December 21, 2021