perineum

origins lie within the medical world, an it basically means yer gooch, bifkin or whatever else you wanna call it. it is the area of flesh between yer giggleberry's and yer waste disposal hole. it hurts when pinched!

"phwoar, my perineum is covered in skanky warts, must have caught summit off harry the swine!"

by tommy-o January 10, 2005

Perineum

The barrier of skin between the vag or the penis and the ass.

Some shit was stuck on my perineum and when I wiped it went into my vag lips.

by Vaganal July 18, 2008

perineum

The area between the baby batterbag/sperm hq and the smell hole.

My perineum is the event of the milleneum.

by Capt. James T. Kirk September 27, 2004

perineum

Synonym for grundle (First definition)

Damn, my perineum is sweaty, and I think I like it.

by owned November 28, 2002

Perineum

The area between the anus and the balls or cooch

My friends were arguing about the definition of chode, and perineum, so i decided to prove them wrong.

by yopMama November 12, 2018

Seasonal Perineum

The annual safe zone between Noddy Holder and Jools Holland

I managed to avoid being Noddied this year with that prick of a Christmas song, I'm now in the Seasonal Perineum waiting to avoid the new year's arsehole that is Jools Holland playing shit boogie woogie.

by Ultra Vires December 29, 2022

Christmas Perineum

The three days of work between Christmas and new year.

What time off have you got over Christmas?
I’ve got to work the Christmas perineum :(

by Jezzerrc November 16, 2018