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Percotraitor 

1. The person that steals the last cup of coffee that they had already said they made for you.
2. Someone who made decaf but told you it was REAL coffee.
1. The coffee that was supposed to be in the pot waiting for you had been stolen by the percotraitor.
2. After 5 cups, and still getting sleepy, I realized my lack of caffeine was due to a percotraitor.
Percotraitor by tdcfox23 June 9, 2019
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perpetraitor 

Someone who was a confidant/accomplice-in-crime to someone else, but then squealed on said second party, ran off wif all da loot, etc. --- there's no honor among thieves.
After Huck Finn returned da stolen money and otherwise spoiled their nefarious plans, da King and da Duke were busy labeling each other as a shameless perpetraitor, since it was revealed dat they had each privately/secretly planned to run out on da other fellow --- i.e., selfishly take all da gold for himself while leaving da other guy penniless.
perpetraitor by QuacksO March 3, 2023

perpatraitor 

someone who tries to act like they belong to the hip-hop scene,when they don't have the first clue
perpatraitor by sky May 9, 2003

perpatraitor 

Someone who is hired to perform wrongful acts, but who then "turns nose" --- i.e., rats out his unscrupulous employers.
Professional criminals are very careful and wary when hiring new recruits, since he knows that many of them could either just be an undercover informant, or become a perpatraitor if things get too "hot" for him.
perpatraitor by QuacksO August 13, 2021

Pervetraitor 

Pervetraitor is a combination of the words "pervert" and "traitor," hency pervetraitor.
It has been alleged that the 45th president of the United States, Joseph Biden, showered with his daughter when she was a young girl and groped a female White House aid while he was a senator. We have witnessed Joseph Biden sniffing the hair of women and he gave an audience to a male impersonating a female in the White House. Therefore Biden is a pervert.

Joseph Biden has apparently taken money from the Communist Chinese government for no legitimate business purposes, created numerous LLCs to launder said money and let a Chinese spy balloon traverse the entire continental USA which gravely damaged national security. Therefore Biden a traitor.

In a word, Biden is a pervetraitor.
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