penivorous 

A male or female with an insatiable appetite for cock.

Those fags are so penivorous.

penivorous by wolfbait51 September 23, 2011

poonivorous

poonivorous is when someone or something eats strictly poontang

person 1:"what the fuck? why is your dog is trying to eat my vagina?"

person 2:"chill, hes just poonivorous"

poonivorous by LittleBigMan January 27, 2008

penisorosis 

a disease when your penis is inlarged

my penis couldn't fit in my pants because i have penisorosis

penisorosis by JoKeR! July 6, 2003

penisoraus rex 

the scientific name of the male genitalia of a large, strong, sexy man with beautiful brown eyes named LUCAS! also called: THE CONDUCTOR

When Josh was trying to catch a chick, LUCAS came along and pulled out his penisoraus rex and she left Josh for obvious reasons.

penisoraus rex by aardvark the aardvark March 16, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016