penistoes  

1. toes that have touched a penis, simply to stroke or to give a "toejob", i.e., handjob with toes
2. a textual banner on your cell phone that expresses love in a confusing, non-traditional way. Can only be placed by a friend or a lover, never by one's self.

1. "Dude, she totally gave me her penistoes last night!"
2. "Why does it say penistoes on your cell phone?"
"Dude. BFF put it there."
"Oh."

penistoes by molomer April 17, 2009

Penisposter 

Some little shit that posts picures of their genitalia.

jimmy: what?
Lucas: let me see
Jimmy: I don't think you want to
Lucas: oh that little Penisposter

Penisposter by Pengueleon May 4, 2015

Penistious 

Derived from the adjective facetious which means "treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant" penistious is treating any issues in a penis-like manner with deliberately acting like a dick.

That politician was really being penistious during the debate. It is very penistious to say 'it is what it is.'

Penistious by Telgardo March 3, 2020

Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III 

1) The common referential title for Ed Fox
2) Fish-eating lesbian

"When I make a list of people whose lives are meaningless, I generally add Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III."

or

"Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III is so fucked, he doesnt even know."

Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III by Endless Scholastic Torture July 29, 2008

Penises

Are fun to play with.

"I like to play with penises."

Penises by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003

penistealthography 

The art of taking a photograph of a scenic item (ie; Flower Arrangement)that cleverly has your penis displayed in a stealthy fashion.

Hey Bob, I saw your latest penistealthography picture hanging on your Mother Inlaws livingroom wall, ya think she will ever notice it?

penistealthography by Bikerbob December 10, 2007

gayer than a bag of penises 

Uber-gay. So gay your testosterone level drops just looking at it. Note that this phrase can be used to describe anything, either human or object, that is very gay-looking.

Person 1: So, what do you think of my new shirt?
Person 2: Nice colours. It's gayer than a bag of penises, dude.

Person A: Have you met the new guy? What's he like.
Person B: Pretty fruity, mate. He's gayer than a bag of penises.

gayer than a bag of penises by Big Bad Mark February 3, 2006