by dlow12 April 26, 2007
by miss grace December 2, 2004
by jhaosfsfemyan December 7, 2016
When someone says that their penis is not the size it actually is you say "your pener a schemer". This indicates that their penis is really small.
Ur mom: My penis is so mf big
Your dog: Your pener a schemer
Ur mom: *fucking cries and admits that her penis is actually inverted*
Your dog: Your pener a schemer
Ur mom: *fucking cries and admits that her penis is actually inverted*
by Mommi.marco March 30, 2018
Kaden: You got to be kidding me
Connor: What's the matter
Kaden: Someone wrote Pener in the Bum on my text book
Connor: Well next time don't forget it
Connor: What's the matter
Kaden: Someone wrote Pener in the Bum on my text book
Connor: Well next time don't forget it
by Jojo the Indian circus boy July 30, 2019
whoosh, you have smol pener
by youremomgiey November 18, 2018
Fran - “I don’t know man, I think she only likes chicks.”
Terry - “Nah dude, she just left the bar with Lenny the other night, she’s a part time pener!”
Terry - “Nah dude, she just left the bar with Lenny the other night, she’s a part time pener!”
by Gongbanger January 6, 2023