peussie 

The name of that god-awful Princess at the Royal Palace. Yeh that one! Next to the Academy of Jelqing.
She is the Ultimate NAME for defining filth, vermin, bad taste and smells. Her secretary, Mary Mount, is not worth mounting. Her other slaves, like Mojo, and Madre Loki, encourage the outrageous parties at the Academy.

"Come near me and act like peussie and I'll kill you"
"Peussie is the word and the deed, and the sperm gone to seed"
"Don't you even dare think about doing a Peussie on me"

peussie by Dynamo Mama December 30, 2007

Peussie Dump 

The moment when you realize that someone just cut a massive gas explosion and the only thing to do is run for your life.

That Peussie Dump filled the theater and caused the show to stop!

Peussie Dump by Peussie December 13, 2010

Cautiously Pessimistic 

An increasingly relevant wordplay on the cliché "cautiously optimistic". As the world continues in free fall, its much more realistic to expect negative outcomes. Therefore, its much more pragmatic to maintain a cautiously pessimistic demeanor, rather than a cautiously optimistic one.

My cat is always cautiously pessimistic when inspecting anything new that I bring into the house.

Cautiously Pessimistic by ChimneySweepGreg August 10, 2012

pesshit 

A farmer from Argentina that statpad against Eibar, Bolivia and Ecuador. He failed the Anfield and the Rome test.

Dad, when will Pesshit score in the farmers league?

Son, Pesshit is finished and can't score

pesshit by Börga〽️ November 13, 2021

PLSS 

when something is funny. commonly used by gen z girls

"thats why yo mama dead 😳"
"PLSS"

PLSS by hissingrats99 January 13, 2021

Pellster 

Someone who takes really tiny dabs, or "baby dabs"

That guy is such a pellster, look at how small that dab is

Pellster by LensJiren August 17, 2021

Apathetic Pessimism 

(1.)The point of not caring about anyone or anything, and if tries to convince you otherwise, you fully disagree using examples. You only say the negative side, as you see the world as: over populated by idiots, and stupidity running rampant.

(2.)The point reached right before the office worker comes in with Molotov cocktails and an AK-47.

(3.)Caused by everything in someone's life fucking them over since birth.

1.)You have a really nice life, glad your creationist parents raised you to par. I honestly don't care though, you can take your faith and intimately shove it.
Because, even if I was to win the lottery, I would just spend it on leveling an entire city.
Humanity is F'd.
(listener):Well aren't you just bursting with apathetic pessimism!

2.)... you have an idea.

3.)Example - Family murder, Siblings killing each other, Family members dying, Failing at every thing you have ever attempted.

Apathetic Pessimism by kamel_reds February 14, 2009