peeter

If there's a skeeter on your peeter, knock it off.

by roxybabi321 June 17, 2009

1. A walking encyclopedia, someone who has great knowledge and doesn't mind sharing it.

2. A professional at telling Dad jokes.

How does that work?
Go and ask Peeter, he'll know.

Oh no, not another Dad joke.

by 123432198765 February 7, 2010

"His peeter was hella big...that nicca knocked the bottom of my pussy out"

by Mr. Peezee January 6, 2004

peeter skweezer

That damn Fred is a peeter skweezer!

by Molecule- November 15, 2006

Ya'll see that girl over there... she's a damn peeter puffer!

by whadafxck September 3, 2011

Going to Hairy Peeter to buy beer

by kdee April 30, 2006

when a man unfortunatly has a penis the size of a new born infant

The Little Peeter Boy is in the room with his girlfriend trying his best to compinsate for what he doesnt have.

by thesatisfyer April 3, 2009