peener and veggies 

A penis and ballsack.

Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?

Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.

peener and veggies by Arthur in Hoboken September 27, 2015

Peener 

combination of penis and weiner

Person 1:"You don't have a peener"

Person 2:"Well fuck you!"

Peener by Jack_Pack November 20, 2013

foul peener 

A penis so disgusting and smelly that it makes you cry when the fumes are inhaled. Can be the result of poor hygiene or disease.

Commonly associated with balls or nuts that reak as well.

Guy: Hey give me a bj.

Girl: No fucking way! You have a foul peener !

foul peener by Ténti December 30, 2013

Sneaky-Peener 

Sneaky-Peener
n.

1. A person with shady, alternative motives.

"That fellow over in the dimly lit corner of the bar, he sure looks like a Sneaky-Peener"

Sneaky-Peener by Christopher Peenerson February 2, 2010

peenie squeezie 

Pennie Squeezie is a buff bulldog introduced on season 1 of Hot Streets. His methods are crude but effective.

Hey! Wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh! Don't fuck with peenie squeezie!

peenie squeezie by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts May 26, 2019

peenie whacker 

Used to ejaculate and evacuate. Cums in many shapes and sizes (and colors) while also being attached to twins which can also cum in different shapes and sizes. Can be hairy, smooth and/or prickly like a cacti. Can also be used a derogatory term.

Kiki: bro my waiter was such a bitch, he made me pay for water

Chance: what a fuckin peenie whacker

Ex.2

Evan: what’s it mean when a girl laughs when I show her my peenie whacker?

Randy: means you got a massive member my manz

Evan: oh..

peenie whacker by Chance52 August 20, 2021

Penged 

To screw up even worse than expected...especially when people already assume you are going to screw up pretty badly.

I am a complete moron and people expected my invention not to work. However, I penged and not only did it not work, it blew up and killed an orphan in the process.

Penged by Johnny 1 Ball January 5, 2011