Top Definition
A penis so disgusting and smelly that it makes you cry when the fumes are inhaled. Can be the result of poor hygiene or disease.

Commonly associated with balls or nuts that reak as well.
Guy: Hey give me a bj.

Girl: No fucking way! You have a foul peener !
by Ténti December 30, 2013

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