peeinate

instead of saying urinate, say peeinate

i drank so much water, my bladder was full, so i had to peeinate

peeinate by mr mell February 22, 2013

peeninate

To have sexual intercourse, specifically penile penetration of a soft tissue orafice. Originated with the internet slang term p33n and worked its way into speech through overuse by internet geeks.

"...I walk in and she's getting peeninated by six guys from the football team!"

peeninate by quadmonk April 9, 2005

peeipated 

When you have to pee but can't.

I need to pee, but I'm peeipated.

peeipated by Mibek July 7, 2016