pedocache

a gambling based lootcrate mechanism designed to target, and exploit children and vulnerable adults

coined by @21Kiloton

"Free DLC" is code for "pedocaches(crammed with microtransactions)"

pedocache by Artificial Deity September 17, 2018

Pedocel 

A incel pedophile.

You're just a loser pedocel

Pedocel by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh May 27, 2022

Pedocat 

A feline with an unhealthy attraction to children with intent of intercourse, unfortunatly due to international animal cruelty laws pedocats roam free across the globe with next to no policing. Some notable pedocats Tabby 'Ass Master' Pussykins, Tybalt 'S&M' Didums and Felix 'The Fiddler' Puspus.

OH MY GOD JAMES GET AWAY FROM HIM! Thats Gizmo Mrs Smith's Moggy it's a filthy pedocat!

Pedocat by ShoTown October 25, 2004

pedoclast 

An iconoclast on the subject of children. Somebody who is tired of the moo and the pedolator stand, and who decided that children can be laughed at and trivialized as any other being in the world, no more no less.

Let's be pedoclast about all this for a minut. Maybe the kid is just plain stupid!

pedoclast by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

Pedopal

A cross between principal and pedophile. Specifically related to the case of Robbins v Lower Merion School District, which involves a school spying on students.

John: Hey, I heard that they've got a real pedopal over at Harriton High School.

Bill: Yeah, it's all over the news, apparently he's been spying on kids through the school-issued laptop cameras.

Pedopal by D1EN0M1TE February 21, 2010

Pedocartaphobia 

The fear of having the back of your ankle hit by a shopping cart.

Symptoms include an uncomfortable aching in your conscience when closely in front of a shopping cart.

Most likely caused by a previous experience.

Steven could not walk in front of the shopping cart because he has pedocartaphobia.

Pedocartaphobia by tishaface March 29, 2009

Pedofalicious 

1. A person under the age of 16 whom may be deemed attractive by Dennis O.

2. A Person under the age of 18 whom may find Dennis O's long hair too tempting for words.

Guy 1: Did you see what that girl was wearing? Didn't leave much to the imagination...

Guy 2: Yeah! Absolutely pedofalicious!

Pedofalicious by withOUTshoes October 31, 2009