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Parkland 

The worst damn city in America, but not if you're a rich snob and had your own Bentley at the age of 11
Parklander 1: Hey want to go to the park
Parklander 2: Sure wanna take my Bentley
Parkland by 954tillidie February 18, 2015

Pearland 

A city in Texas near Houston.

It use to have a bunch of pear trees, which were totally eradicated by the unfortunate mishap of the great Galveston Hurricane of whatever that date was.

But don't take my word for it.

Often called Land of the Pears.

Contrary to popular beliefe, Pearland is not gangkster.
PEARLAND has great shopping.

I live in PEARLAND.

There was only one entry for the definition of PEARLAND in urbandictionary.com, so I added one.
Pearland by Genine June 21, 2008

Parkland 

An extremly rich community located in south florida, and is known for its horrible police, and overly new-yorkian population, which basically means its filled with a bunch of arrogant arses
Hey there Kevin, would you enjoy another street named after you, or would you prefer another car for your 11th birthday?
Parkland by Clamity May 3, 2005

Parkland 

Numerous brick walls containing many individuals capable of correctly spelling the word "conceited" along with an educated staff knowledgeable of which indefinite articles to use before words starting with vowels.
I go to Parkland and am satisfied with the education that I received here.
Parkland by Hindustu August 28, 2007

partland 

verb: to get really drunk, destroy something that does not belong to you (i.e. public washroom, local grocery store, etc.), and be brought home by the local authorities.
John: Oh man, you have to watch over me tonight, just incase I get out of hand and partland something.
Jim: True that.
partland by foy_45 March 28, 2004

Pearland 

A small suburban town. Home to the Pearland Oilers and Dawson Eagles. The Pearland Oilers are 2010 Division 1 5A State Champions and Beat the Trinity Trojans 24-28 . The Oilers are 16-0 , perfect season.

The motto of the Oilers is Plus 1
Person that is an Oiler:Hey , did you know Pearland won State.

Person that is a Trojan: i hate my life!
Pearland by champ10' January 1, 2011