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Numerous brick walls containing many individuals capable of correctly spelling the word "conceited" along with an educated staff knowledgeable of which indefinite articles to use before words starting with vowels.
I go to Parkland and am satisfied with the education that I received here.
by Hindustu August 22, 2007
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The act of drifting involves two actions that occur in a given time frame:

1)One must expel flatulence from the anus in an area deemed suitably far away to prevent those present from taking in the putrid aroma.

2)After this action takes place, one must retreat back to the area of social gathering. Unfortunately for those present, the smell has been carried along by its host. All conversations are put to a sudden halt as the malodorous scent dominates the area.
Nate: *Returns to group after ripping ass 15 feet away* What's up guys?
Group: *Suddenly plagued by odor* SON OF A BITCH, NATE YOU'RE DRIFTING AGAIN!
Nate: I'm the drift king.
by Hindustu May 13, 2007
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