peach snapper

Generally a male who wears a white Tommy Bahama shirt and pink snapper shorts. He spends his time stealing the anal virginities of men and women alike.

Collin: My asshole hurts...
Victor: Why?
*Suddenly Brandon walks in*
Brandon: IT WAS ME THE PEACH SNAPPER!

peach snapper by I'm an example of a gentleman April 16, 2017

peach snapple 

a flavor of Snapple Iced Tea which when quaffed, or vapors inhaled, submites the user to an intense euphoric state or rapture

Time to go drown my sorrows in Peach Snapple

peach snapple by ael April 28, 2003

diet peach snapple 

The best and most addictive Snapple. If you drink 2 or more bottles you'll be up for the night.

Diet Peach Snapple gave me insomnia and raped my pet hyena.

diet peach snapple by Pwnsauce July 29, 2006

peach snapple 

The flavour of a womans 'love juice'. Often used when friends are curious about the extent of a sexual relationship.

"Hey, Bob, Does it taste like peach snapple down there?"

peach snapple by J34sus May 11, 2007

Diet Peach Snapple 

A crazy mixture of happiness, flavor, explosive joy, and fruit. And some tea too. AND NO CALORIES. It's basically Jesus in a bottle.

1: Dude I just got hit by a car.
2: DUDE! WHY?!
1: Diet Peach Snapple in the road....
2: WORTH ITTTTT.

Diet Peach Snapple by ilikedietpeachsnapple November 16, 2011