Peppa Pig 

Physical description: A tall ass pig who is 7”1 and when she jumps on muddy puddles *ground shakes* as she creates an earthquake 6.9420 on the Richter scale

Hobbies: Enjoys smoking weed all day and no-scoping in C-ops

Suzy Sheep: WHY iS thE grOuNd ShaKiNg

Zoey Zebra: Peppa pig’s family is NoW jumping on deez muddy poodles

Peppa Pig by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 9, 2021

come to poppa 

An often whispered enticement for a desired outcome in gambling, games, money or love.

You sweet little thing in your sheer teddy, COME TO POPPA!

come to poppa by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

carl poppa 

A person who hurts gingerbread boys. Especially the pretend ones. He flows. La jiggy jar jar doo. A person who doesn't like stinky tiaras, and hates sticky chairs. Would to take archery, but can't. He loves tossing bricks, it doesn't matter what type because a brick is just a brick. He can find his way through a hall without a light. He'll hit you with a femur if he has to. Wise.

"Comin' at at ya like 1, 2, walkers in the back of the club."
"All I have is piles of bones, bones, bones."
"You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me Carl Poppa."

carl poppa by platoniccuddle June 7, 2016

Peppa 

A little piggy you see everyday on TV

Despite her small appearance Peppa is actually
7 feet 1 inches tall
She is the greatest pig in the universe and even has a universe named after her called the peppa pig universe (not to mention a show)

George: Oink pink 🐷
Peppa: Silly George

Peppa by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 9, 2021

Peppa Pig 

Peppa Pig is a cartoon character who is a pig and lives in a family. Somehow, when her father snorts, he creates a 7.5 on the Richter scale, and her brother is almost the equivalent of calliou but not as annoying and bratty. Peppa's freinds don't seem to show any liking towards her, and will probably betray her in high school (if she ever grows up).

Person 1: Hey look! It's a pig!
Person 2: That's Peppa Pigs father! Oh god why is the ground shaking?!

Peppa Pig by A Generic Video Game NPC November 28, 2018

Peppa Pig 

The best show in existence. Her brother is lit. Her dad is a fat bastard. Her mom is legitness. And she is the single most best character ever. If Peppa were to stop airing the world will run off its axis and the sun will become a black hole. It’s funnier than “The Office” and “Parks and Recreation” combined.

Random person: What’s your favorite sh...
Me: Peppa Pig!

Peppa Pig by Cailouisgay July 28, 2018

Peppa Pig 

A creature with unlimited battle strength. One day, there was a war between the pigs and the humans. The human killed pigs for there bacon, while the pigs ran away. However one gloomy day, the sun began to get brighter, and a shadow begun to descend from the clouds. She used her snort to completely destroy the earth, and eradicating all life that inhabits it. She landed on the closest planet she could, which happen to be mars. With on finger, she touched the ground, making the land around her only 2 colours: Green and blue. Then she blinked, and created 3 clones of herself. But with her power to control reality, she put one in a hydraulic press, and then she stretched the other 2 (one being stretched more then the other). At last she had a family!

“So what’s in our Baconator Bacon deluxe burger?” asked the Hungry Jacks employee.
“Two flame grilled Aussie beef patties with melted cheese, lettuce, tomato and mayo on a toasted sesame seed bun!” Peppa pig replied
YoU ForGoT ThE bACoN!
WaIt TheRE Is BaCOn iN a bACoNAtoR BaCON DeLuXE?

Peppa Pig by Iminyourattic123 January 30, 2020