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Alkaline metals are usually group 1 and 2 metals that form soluble alkaline metal hydroxide in water. These are : K, potassium

Na, Sodium

NH3, Ammonia

Ca, Calcium

Ba, Barium
Chemistry Teacher: KNNCB are your alkaline metals
Student: KNNCB?
Kanina Chao Chi Bai
*continues swearing*
by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 16, 2021
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Dumb names where people are called names with two sounds like Oof Oof, E E, Wen Wen or Tu Tu. Very common in developing nations or poor nations like Niger and people are named deez miserable names due to the Low average IQ of 69 there. Since people there are retarded they have no creativity and so name their kids after stupid sounding animal sound names.
Ni Ni: I am gonna name my son Gey Gey
Person with normal intelligence: No No!! come up with something more creative or normal sounding that is such a Dumb names
Ni Ni: No No? That’s a good name
No No, he likes it
Whole village: *Cheers in idiocracy*
*facepalms*
by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 24, 2021
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When you smoke weed you get high. When you read books you get educated. However, when you smoke weed and read books at the same time you get high educated.
Random person: How did you get so highly educated!!!!
Quiet kid: By smoking weed and reading books at the same time…
Random person: Cool so what did you learn?!?!
Quiet kid: Bruce Lee Chicken Norris level fighting techniques and styles
Random person: Other than that???
Quiet kid: Comebacks and roasts directed at the school bully and also how to shoot up the school with an AK-47
School Bully: DiReCteD at wHo
Quiet kid: You
School Bully: *Charges and prepares to kick quiet kid’s ass
Quiet kid: *Kicks school bully with a flying dick*
School bully: *face gets disfigured * *loses 4.20 teeth and breaks 69 bones leaving him paralysed*
School nurse with an X-ray: *noice*
Quiet kid: Reaches for his bag
Class clown: EvEryOne ruNNnnn
* No one runnnns*
Quiet kid: Shoots school bully to death with an AR-15
School bully: *flipping dies*
School bullies’s accomplices: *fricking dies*

Whole school: Starts cheering
Everyone one at school: CAREFULLY HE’S A HERO
by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 14, 2021
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A term to describe someone who doesn’t believe in god or thinks he exists. Some of them only believe what they see implying that only the material world exists and nothing else.
Atheist: Do you believe in god?
Handler: Yea
Atheist: No way, I only believe in what I can see, what I don’t see I don’t believe
Handler: Have you seen your brain then? Have you seen your future?
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Used as a polite phrase or an alternative to shut up to an annoying kid who is probably over sensitive and like a snow flake and will cry when told to shut up.
Limpeh: Kskxkwxkkskdkka
Ah long: Tf you saying???
Chew Kok: Quiet kid!!!
by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 17, 2021
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The strongest most powerful being in existence.
If the one above all’s power level is ♾ then Bully Maguire’s power level is ♾ to the power of ♾.
This absolute beast makes even Goku look like a joke and piss his pants, more powerful than 100% Shrek and Shaggy combined and even full power ultra instinct shaggy cowers in fear when faced against him. He is thee almighty and thou most powerful being as he transcends all of fiction and bully’s everyone who existed in fiction. He is so powerful he could enter the real world like how he did in family feud where he clapped everyone’s asses.
Ultra Instinct Shaggy: *Uses 0.0000000000000001 percent of his power*

*KilLs ThE oNe ABoVe aLl wiTh OnE lOoK*
Bully Maguire: I’m gonna put dirt in your eye
*Kicks and punches UI shaggy in ♾ speed and pisses and shits on him while dancing*
Bully Maguire: Look at little Shag junior, GONNA CRY?
UI Shaggy: Uses *69420 percent of his power*
WhO sAiD 100 PeRceNt WAs mY LiMit!!?!!?!
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that’s my problem
UI Shaggy: *neArly diEs fROm eMoTioNal DaMAGe*
UI Shaggy: I’m sorry for killing God( one above all)
Bully Maguire: *enraged at him* YOU WANT FORGIVENESS GET RELIGION

*proceeds to kill shaggy*
Bully Maguire: Dances and pees, poops on UI shaggy’s corpse

Also Bully Maguire: SeE yA ChUMp
*ReViVes gOD( one above all)
Moral of the story: Don’t mess with bully Maguire
And if you want forgiveness, get religion.
by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 21, 2021
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